but not in a gay way

[but not in a gay way]

I went to a rodeo today.

Sat and watched people ride horses and bulls for an hour and a half.

At no point did I think “Man. I want to have sex that horse.”

I consider that an accomplishment.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

Zecora isn't a pony

Close enough.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

who's your favorite pony butt?

Out of the six: Rarity.

Out of them all: Zecora.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

What are your favorite synonyms for "butts"?

What do I look like a thesaurus?

[but not in a gay way]

So for this thing I’m workin’ on, I’ve gotta draw winking.

Well I dunno how to draw winking.

Or how to stick a dick in it.

So I’m lost.

Yes this is seriously a thing I feel like I have to think about. Yes this is an attempt to ask for help drawing mare vaginas. Yes this is incredibly embarrassing.

[but not in a gay way]

[itsatess]

skyllianblitz replied to your photo: Internet works. Surprisingly well actually. It’s…

Severe lack of butts on these sketches, Tess

Oh shit you’re right sorry.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

>have alt blog for NSFW stuff >post butts on main >don't even reblog it here

fine geez

they’re not even good butts

you’re not missing anything

[but not in a gay way]

Gonna go out for the weekend.

I’ll try and have some art when I get back.

Or I’ll upload from the hotel if I can.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

and what do you fell about boys with dicks?

FUCKING GAY

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

What do you feel about girls with dicks?

They’re alright.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked: YOU SAID SLIGHTLY MORE MARE VAGINAS! I BARELY SEE THEM. YOU LIED TESS. YOU LIED TO ME. FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY. P.S. Human and pony dicks as well as human vaginas are welcomed to

Anonymous asked: Whats with all this cute and adorable SFW art on your porn tumblr. Should we sue for false advertising? Please sue yourself for false advertising.

Anonymous asked: Needs more mare vagina then; Anon can’t distinguish between the two blogs right now.

Jeez you guys really like your mare vaginas.

Fine here.

And greedyteen FemSpike. Haven’t drawn any dragon vaginas recently so hopefully this’ll do.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

what's the difference between this tumblr and the itsatess tumblr?

There are slightly more mare vaginas here.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

WELL YOU'RE WRONG TESS YOUR OPINION SUCKS BARB 5EVAR

>arguing opinions

(My opinion is better than yours by the way.)

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

I think Barb or Barbs works best because it sounds like it's short for Barbara.

I kinda like Spines though because it sounds more dragon-ish.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

What do you call female Spike?

General consensus is Barb or Spines.