but not in a gay way

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

Yo, bro, how do you feel about that /ss/?

Pretty hot yo.

Age difference is the shit.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

Shoelaces totally count, they're my fetish. Sexy, sexy tying action. But I was mostly wondering about the kind you see on certain penises or sex toys.

Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

Any prior experience with knots?

Do shoelaces count?

[but not in a gay way]

coin-operated-vagina asked:

So you're knot gonna do it

Now I did knot say that.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

Would YOU try to take the knot? Could you?

Yes and no. A knot like that would require much practice first. I’d need to hone my skills and train in order to take a knot like that.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

stop haveing the sadbrains about your art and draw me more heartstoppingly adorable porn

[but not in a gay way]

The first thing I thought was if she could take the knot.

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TMI Answers!

Anonymous asked: If you could have sex with any of the characters from the show, which would you have sex with?

Gummy. Who else?

Anonymous asked: What are your fetishes?

I can’t remember all of ‘em (and some of 'em I’m not really sure if they’re fetishes or something else but whatever) but the ones that come to mind are age differences, matures, the mind shit, food play, salivating (I’ll admit it’s gross though), dominance/submission (just someone having power over another I guess), transformation, hips, anal insertion, and uhhh I know there’s more but I can’t think of it.

Anonymous asked: Opinion on Phoenix Wright [[ totally tmi question right here ]]

Haven’t played, don’t want to, but wouldn’t mind playing. Looks fun. I’m just not into vidya though.

Anonymous asked: What sort of experience do you have, if any?

Well I’ve been drawing for four years. I was a part of the art club in my high school for a while before I wound up too busy with other projects. I was in drama club and played the part of a man dressed as Amy from Little Women (long story), I’ve taken care of children at various points in my life and did a fine job of it I think. I’ve also been granted a few awards for good behavior and grades and–

Oh you’re talking about sex!

Anonymous asked: are you a wizard

Yes.

Anonymous asked: Bro, do some hobopone. C'mon bro. You know you wanna.

Sorry, but that’s a moral grey area I’m just not walking into. Ask someone else.

ask-unts asked: What is your favorite part of dicks to draw?

The shape I guess. It’s just kinda fun to doodle weird lookin’ dicks and make 'em all shapey and wonky.

Anonymous asked: tess y u no draw tess pls

Why would I want to? Noone else cares, and I don’t care enough to do it anyway.

ask-unts asked: Sex with apples?

I would!

Anonymous asked: Did you however also do that to the time when you went to that place where whoever whenever so on and so forth?

I did!

Anonymous asked: Do you play Gears of war 3?

I don’t!

Anonymous asked: MOAR PRON!?

Gotta practice a bit more first. I’ve recently realized that I’m not comfortable with the naked person quite yet. I’m still trying to figure out how exactly to change my drawings so they’re closer to sexy. I figure that good, sexy cartoons have strong bases in reality (as all good cartoons do). The artist knew about the human nude figure and how to simplify it into something attractive.

I’ve also realized I’ve been mad at my porn not because I don’t like drawing it, but because I feel like I’ve been bad at drawing it. Like I’m trying to do it and missing something, causing frustration.

That or I’ve just been depressed the past week. It happens. Feelin better tho.

Though I still do want to practice drawing more first before going at it again.

Oh but right now I’m busy trying to finish things. Some stuff’ll just have to be forgotten though because it’s just too much to finish.

Anonymous asked: Rarity or coffee? CHOOSE ONE.

Rarity!

ask-unts asked: Why no love for bigger womens, Tess? Bigger womens have bigger hips, and bigger booties. Surely a bigger pinkie pie would be hot? Tess pls, chunky humanized.

I’ve drawn some larger women once or twice. It doesn’t get requested often if at all anyway. And Chunky Pie isn’t really my thing. Not to say I don’t like chunky women, I just don’t see Pinkie as anything but having a Shaggy-type metabolism.

I’d be up for other chubby pone though so whatever.

[but not in a gay way]

[ianjq]

saving these lady sketches from a (now deleted) blog

[mt10]

HIPS

[itsatess]

HIPS YOU SAY?

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Anonymous asked:

Obviously you'll draw ponies and humans. How do you feel about drawing the other intelligent creatures from the show like dragons and diamond dogs?

After drawing pony sex, dragons and Diamond Dogs seem pretty tame.

So yeah sure.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey roughly how flooded with requests are you? Because I've sent you a few and recently thought up a bunch more I'd really like to see in your style but I'd really hate to add to the pile if you are getting buried under a mountain of requests.

Personally, I’d much rather have ideas going into the pile anyway. It’s cool if you want to keep on sending them, I’d rather have them than not. They can always give me something to draw when I’m bored and out of ideas and could be working on some of your requests.

So yeah don’t worry about it, just keep sending ‘em. I like having 'em.

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Anonymous asked:

Draw Celestia experiencing vaginal or anal prolapse

Oh gee I’ve never heard of this before, I’d better look it up on Google.

Well this description doesn’t look too too bad, maybe some images for reference will help clear thi– WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY.

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Anonymous asked:

M-more splotchbutt?

Aaaaaaaaannd…?

Seriously, I’m not that creative. I have a very hard time going off on just “Draw [pony].”

I came up with something , but please, help a brutha out.

[but not in a gay way]

Anonymous asked:

Do you animes?

I do not.

I was the one person in the world who turned off Toonami when the anime block came on.

[but not in a gay way]

slugbox.tumblr.com

slugbox: VERY SERIOUS QUESTION:How come… in MLP porn… most artists draw them...

[slugbox]

VERY SERIOUS QUESTION:

How come… in MLP porn… most artists draw them with like… engorged, enflamed, puckered assholes? Like… it’s sticking out! Did she just shit out a rough log? Did Fluttershy only eat sausage and balogna for a week? Was it a bleeder? Does she need some medicated wipes?

Like,...

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

>slug doesn’t like plump, puckered pony plotholes

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Wow what a gaywad.