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Taking a friend’s advice and taking a break from inking.

If you’re cool with just cleaned up sketches, requests are still open.

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Anonymous asked: Cuntrollers! Cuntrollers everywhere!? I can only imagine how playing a gold game with one of those might be.

Anonymous asked: SEXBOX360 NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

I’m noticing a recurring theme here…

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poniest asked: Applejack eating an apple with her vagina dentata, like in Sonic Raingasm. Or Fluttershy sucking apple juice through a straw with her vagina, also like in Sonic Raingasm. The point is, Sonic Raingasm.

I don’t know what you said sonny, but have some vagina dentata.

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>tfw your best friend is dildoes

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tomasfer asked: How about… more Twilight but… with shipping and… and… dragon dildoes…

I need to redraw this so there’s more >shipping since I completely missed so many potential jokes.

You could probably tell from the first panel where this was going. 

I’m still working on the TwirityAnon pics.

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Anonymous asked:

Instead of denying people who want to see you draw weird fetish bullshit, you should draw something to deter them from said bullshit. I'm sure the Nixon doodle would deter anyone from politics.

Nixon wasn’t supposed to deter anyone. Nixon WAS the request.

Rarity wearing a John F Kennedy mask and taking it in the pooper from former president Nixon.

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morav2009-deactivated20160415 asked:

How do you feel about gore? And vore? Turn on? Turn off? And would you draw it yourself?

Both are a turn off and I don’t think I’ll be drawing either any time soon.

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Anonymous asked:

Tess. Tess. Do fart porn. You know you want to.

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Anonymous asked:

Dont listen to what anons say, just never draw again

>stop drawing

>ever an option

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>decided yesterday that i would spend today finishing a bunch of pictures

>anon keeps sending requests that i really want to draw

>i’m sick and can’t draw or finish

F-fuck you guys.

(Don’t stop sending though. I really like a lot of these.)

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Anonymous asked:

Tess just draw grimdark porn. Draw grimdark porn with grimdark ponies that is grimdark. Pls Tess Pls

no

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Anonymous asked:

Luna using someone dick as a game controller with her pussy .... until guy cum and she will need new "controller"

…

Isn’t that just sex?

Except with… you know… maybe more swooshing and laser sounds?

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Anonymous asked: You like to draw dicks, so sick a dick on Celestias pankake breakfast. She’s fine with it, really, as long as the syrup keeps coming.

All I heard was pancakes, dicks, Celestia, syrup, and an excuse to not finish things I should be.

As a funfact: sausage tastes fucking delicious when dipped in maple syrup.

Not even making a sex joke here. If you haven’t tried it, give it a try some time soon.

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Anonymous asked:

You are best troll, this r34 is bucking hilarious

>hilarious

>people only think my 34 is funny

>i’m the only one who thinks Anon dressed as Aquaman poking Pinkie’s pucker or Grunckle Stan unloading a golfball sized kidney stone into a little pink pony is hot as hell

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Anonymous asked: Is it just me or does that anon with Pinkie look like Gruncle Stan?

He does now.