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Anonymous asked: Tess just draw cute porn. Draw cute porn with cute ponies that is cute. Pls Tess Pls

Your wish is my command Anomalomalous.

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dovne asked:

DRAW THINGS I CAN ACTUALLY FAP TO JEEZ like y'know more dicks or something huehuehuehuehue

DICKS?

DICKS!

OH I LOVE DICKS!

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA…

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[antlercat]

dothewalk by ~jgalen

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

Oh God that butt. Those leg warmers.

Hnnnnnng

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Anonymous asked:

>No it’s mine and I made it for me and it’s for me and for me alone.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo… ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Wait a second you’re just going to take it and show it to your friends so they get mad at me again aren’t you!

Well you cant troll me troll! I’m twelve smart for you!

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Anonymous asked:

wait, rarity getting spitroasted by two guys in suits? i must've missed that. show me!

No it’s mine and I made it for me and it’s for me and for me alone.

Also it’s not finished.

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Anonymous asked:

>Anonymous asked: would you a human pinkie pie Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooo…: No means yes right?

Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooo…:

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TMI Answers!

Anonymous asked: What’s the weirdest, creepiest question a TMI Tuesday has yielded you?

Anything having to deal with my groin or what I do with it.

2private

Anonymous asked: Do you fap to your own drawings?

Hey! Speaking of which.

Anonymous asked: would you a human pinkie pie

Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooo…

Anonymous asked: What’s your favorite Rarity wallowing substance?

Pity.

A-and mud is cool too…

Anonymous asked: Show me on the doll where Megan touched you.

My dick, officer.

Anonymous asked: Do you read any webcomics, like Sinfest or El Goonish, that you think should get a dose of hot pony sexings?

You know, I actually don’t read many webcomics. I was really into Sinfest a while back, but pretty much dropped all comics a while back.

Not sure what you mean by hot pony sexings. Unless you’re talkin’ ‘bout like Tycho and Gabe getting dicked by Big Macintosh or something?

But that’d be silly.

morav2009 asked: rarity appears next to you half way through one of ur dick drawings, what do?? (no instant rape pls, thats too much of an obvious choice)

Instantly rape he–!

>no instant rape

aw…

I guess try to explain to her why I’ve got a doodle of her getting spitroasted by two faceless guys in suits.

Then ask politely “C-could you lick my dick?” Then get turned down because I’m a nice guy.

Fucking women.

lets-ask-rumble asked: So much of your stuff is wonderfully inked and animated looking, but very rarely I see your own pictures colored in by yourself. When they are, they usually end up being flat colors -nothing fancy. How come you don’t often experiment and play around with color, lighting/shading? Is it something that doesn’t interest you?

Because I don’t get it yet. I could try it some time sure. I’ve done it before and had a lot of fun. I’d need to practice a lot beforehand though.

Also it doesn’t help my drawings are very two dimensional anyway.

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mr-anonypony asked:

Um.... Not mean to be a dick, but what about dem MILF's man ?

Yeah I’m still on it.

Trying to come up with a varied picture for each one isn’t easy.

Or maybe I’m thinking about it too hard and should just go with whatever works.

Yeah I’ll still be on it.

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Anonymous asked:

I'm completely fine with loli and futa and would like to see you try those but shitting and diapers are... well, sick.

Yeah scat’s a pretty shitty fetish.

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Oh yeah I have this from yesterday.

It may not really be NSFW but I’d stick my dick in it.

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Anonymous asked:

"You have all these rules and you think they'll save you." "I have one rule." "Oh, then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth." "Which is?" "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules." - What I think every time you reject a request.

Dangit Joker, quit trying to get me to draw futa loli horses shitting in diapers.

I have to draw the line somewhere and I’m not crossing that one yet.

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Anonymous asked:

Finally drew horse sex eh? Welp it's a nice start but you'd need more if you want to play with the big boys. Here's something easy. Futa Rarity doming bondage anon whit cum inflation human Twilight. See? Simple. Now get on it. Chop chop .

Yeah okay.

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Anonymous asked:

Would you ever draw porn of yourself?

No.

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Anonymous asked:

DRAW THINGS I CAN ACTUALLY FAP TO JEEZ

You aren’t lusting for a nice hairy Nixon boner?

What are you gay?

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Anon request. Nixon poppin’ up Rarity’s pooper while she wears a Kennedy mask.

Only now do I realize my the extent of my failure in not including a crying Statue of Liberty.