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WIP part one of a request. An appreciation of the older women of MLP.

They got less and less naked as I went for some reason. So I’ll probably need some redos.

The list so far is (in no particular order) Mrs. Sparkle, Mrs. Cake, Mayor Mare, Mrs. Pie, Zecora, and Rarity’s Mom. If you can think of any more, feel free to suggest.

No Granny Smith.

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Anonymous asked: 

Your friend’s OC appears to be a tsundere chubby girl. I request more of her.

>requesting porn of someone’s OC

Tut tut Anonymous.

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[wherethedooksclash]

Couldn’t resist to color it, sorry!

Drawn by: Tess [NSFW]

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

Hot damn dooks!

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Inks and colors.

I’ve heard of biting comments but this is ridiculous.

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Anonymous asked:

I see a lack of Fluttershy..

That’s what’s called a good thing.

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Anonymous asked: 

may i request rainbow dah bj? please?

I don’t see why not.

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Anonymous asked:

Will you set ground rules on what you will and won't draw? Will you accept requests or just draw whatever you want? Rarity-only days?

I don’t really have any ground rules yet.

I do take requests.

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My friend has an OC.

I had some funnin’.

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Anon was like, “There isn’t enough pony dp”

And I’m like, "Yeah.“

I’m gonna need to redraw this though so I can put in actual people instead of floating dicks again.

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Anonymous asked:

It's sad that you delayed for so long just because of the reaction of a bunch of nobodies.

They’re not nobodies. They’re people who cared enough about my art and what I do to be upset. Imagine if Pixar made a shitty movie. Not Cars shitty, I mean REALLY shitty. Someone you liked and whose art you enjoyed has done something you thought they never would and wish they didn’t. And that sucks. 

They deserved consideration too, and they got it.

With that said I’m going to finish drawing this dick.

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Anonymous asked:

why?

I’m glad you asked.

I wanted to.

No one talked me into it. No one bought me into it. I wasn’t corrupted. No one pointed a gun at my head. I don’t have an evil twin. I’m not getting any attention. I’m not getting any money. There is next to nothing in it for me, and the little I gain I couldn’t give a shit about. I don’t even give a shit about the porn. 

I’m just drawing things I think are fun.

And I am so sorry people don’t like that. Not even joking. I thought about it for the past two months staying away from it because I didn’t want to disappoint anyone. You can still follow my usual tumblr no problem though. I’m keeping my dicks where they belong and they don’t belong on my tumblr.

So if you’re still into SFW Tess, just keep following me on Tess Stuff.

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Anonymous asked:

Mabel?

That’s her name don’t wear it out.

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Anonymous asked:

Is this only going to be humans?

One year ago I said I wouldn’t draw porn.

I promise NOTHING.

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[noinkplease]

I’m sooooo sorry what had to be done.

Based off this: http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/26720336630

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

What the fuck No Ink that’s a butt.

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I kinda went overboard on this I think but eh. (Oh God her spine)

Someone help Anon, he’s slowly turning into a disembodied dick over here.