I’m glad you asked.

I wanted to.

No one talked me into it. No one bought me into it. I wasn’t corrupted. No one pointed a gun at my head. I don’t have an evil twin. I’m not getting any attention. I’m not getting any money. There is next to nothing in it for me, and the little I gain I couldn’t give a shit about. I don’t even give a shit about the porn. 

I’m just drawing things I think are fun.

And I am so sorry people don’t like that. Not even joking. I thought about it for the past two months staying away from it because I didn’t want to disappoint anyone. You can still follow my usual tumblr no problem though. I’m keeping my dicks where they belong and they don’t belong on my tumblr.

So if you’re still into SFW Tess, just keep following me on Tess Stuff.