but not in a gay way

[but not in a gay way]

TMI Answers!

Anonymous asked: If you could have sex with any of the characters from the show, which would you have sex with?

Gummy. Who else?

Anonymous asked: What are your fetishes?

I can’t remember all of ‘em (and some of 'em I’m not really sure if they’re fetishes or something else but whatever) but the ones that come to mind are age differences, matures, the mind shit, food play, salivating (I’ll admit it’s gross though), dominance/submission (just someone having power over another I guess), transformation, hips, anal insertion, and uhhh I know there’s more but I can’t think of it.

Anonymous asked: Opinion on Phoenix Wright [[ totally tmi question right here ]]

Haven’t played, don’t want to, but wouldn’t mind playing. Looks fun. I’m just not into vidya though.

Anonymous asked: What sort of experience do you have, if any?

Well I’ve been drawing for four years. I was a part of the art club in my high school for a while before I wound up too busy with other projects. I was in drama club and played the part of a man dressed as Amy from Little Women (long story), I’ve taken care of children at various points in my life and did a fine job of it I think. I’ve also been granted a few awards for good behavior and grades and–

Oh you’re talking about sex!

Anonymous asked: are you a wizard

Yes.

Anonymous asked: Bro, do some hobopone. C'mon bro. You know you wanna.

Sorry, but that’s a moral grey area I’m just not walking into. Ask someone else.

ask-unts asked: What is your favorite part of dicks to draw?

The shape I guess. It’s just kinda fun to doodle weird lookin’ dicks and make 'em all shapey and wonky.

Anonymous asked: tess y u no draw tess pls

Why would I want to? Noone else cares, and I don’t care enough to do it anyway.

ask-unts asked: Sex with apples?

I would!

Anonymous asked: Did you however also do that to the time when you went to that place where whoever whenever so on and so forth?

I did!

Anonymous asked: Do you play Gears of war 3?

I don’t!

Anonymous asked: MOAR PRON!?

Gotta practice a bit more first. I’ve recently realized that I’m not comfortable with the naked person quite yet. I’m still trying to figure out how exactly to change my drawings so they’re closer to sexy. I figure that good, sexy cartoons have strong bases in reality (as all good cartoons do). The artist knew about the human nude figure and how to simplify it into something attractive.

I’ve also realized I’ve been mad at my porn not because I don’t like drawing it, but because I feel like I’ve been bad at drawing it. Like I’m trying to do it and missing something, causing frustration.

That or I’ve just been depressed the past week. It happens. Feelin better tho.

Though I still do want to practice drawing more first before going at it again.

Oh but right now I’m busy trying to finish things. Some stuff’ll just have to be forgotten though because it’s just too much to finish.

Anonymous asked: Rarity or coffee? CHOOSE ONE.

Rarity!

ask-unts asked: Why no love for bigger womens, Tess? Bigger womens have bigger hips, and bigger booties. Surely a bigger pinkie pie would be hot? Tess pls, chunky humanized.

I’ve drawn some larger women once or twice. It doesn’t get requested often if at all anyway. And Chunky Pie isn’t really my thing. Not to say I don’t like chunky women, I just don’t see Pinkie as anything but having a Shaggy-type metabolism.

I’d be up for other chubby pone though so whatever.

[but not in a gay way]

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Anonymous asked: What’s the weirdest, creepiest question a TMI Tuesday has yielded you?

Anything having to deal with my groin or what I do with it.

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Anonymous asked: Do you fap to your own drawings?

Hey! Speaking of which.

Anonymous asked: would you a human pinkie pie

Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooo…

Anonymous asked: What’s your favorite Rarity wallowing substance?

Pity.

A-and mud is cool too…

Anonymous asked: Show me on the doll where Megan touched you.

My dick, officer.

Anonymous asked: Do you read any webcomics, like Sinfest or El Goonish, that you think should get a dose of hot pony sexings?

You know, I actually don’t read many webcomics. I was really into Sinfest a while back, but pretty much dropped all comics a while back.

Not sure what you mean by hot pony sexings. Unless you’re talkin’ ‘bout like Tycho and Gabe getting dicked by Big Macintosh or something?

But that’d be silly.

morav2009 asked: rarity appears next to you half way through one of ur dick drawings, what do?? (no instant rape pls, thats too much of an obvious choice)

Instantly rape he–!

>no instant rape

aw…

I guess try to explain to her why I’ve got a doodle of her getting spitroasted by two faceless guys in suits.

Then ask politely “C-could you lick my dick?” Then get turned down because I’m a nice guy.

Fucking women.

lets-ask-rumble asked: So much of your stuff is wonderfully inked and animated looking, but very rarely I see your own pictures colored in by yourself. When they are, they usually end up being flat colors -nothing fancy. How come you don’t often experiment and play around with color, lighting/shading? Is it something that doesn’t interest you?

Because I don’t get it yet. I could try it some time sure. I’ve done it before and had a lot of fun. I’d need to practice a lot beforehand though.

Also it doesn’t help my drawings are very two dimensional anyway.

[but not in a gay way]

TMI Answers!

I never thought anyone could be so interested in what another man faps to.