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So that last request got me thinkin’.

Why am I okay with drawing that Pinkie Pie, but not Wendy?

It’s not that she isn’t attractive or anything. I’m just not comfortable with drawing her like that. I don’t know why though because, as shown here, they’re basically the same.

In fact, she’s closer to looking human (and doesn’t have the brain of a five year old) so she should be MORE okay to stick a dick in.

Oh wait sorry I’m supposed to be drawing dicks.

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Anonymous asked: Tess please stop make laugh when fap.

I don’t know what you find to be so funny this shit’s hot.

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Gilda enjoying Dash’s musclebutt?

I’ll clean all these sketches up.

Eventually…

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Tess, when you draw porn, you’re not supposed to make me laugh.

Fuck the police.

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Anonymous asked: How do footjobs even work? They don’t make any sense.

I guess it’s not so much about the job so much as the foot. Feet are a very common fetish so I guess it only makes sense to want to stick your dick in ‘em.

Though I’d guess they’re more awkward than easy but this is fantasy porn so eh.

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Anon request. Rarity teaching Twilight to dom Anon.

Kinda fell short on the dom part but oh well.

Just kinda half sketching half doodling ideas.

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Anonymous asked:

I see a disturbing lack of best pony on that list ya got there, Tess. How about adding Twilight Sparkle?

If your talking about that list from earlier, then I really can’t because it’s for older women only now.

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Anonymous asked:

I’ve been looking at that RD pic for an hour and still have no idea what I’m looking at, halp plz.

Anon’s got his penis in Rainbow Dash’s bum.

And perspective’s just gone all out of whack.

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Anonymous asked: 

Draw more of Dashs’ muscular butt

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peanutbtter reblogged your photoset: WIP part one of a request. An appreciation of the…

Dat mayor Dat mrs sparkle

Funny you should mention Mrs. Sparkle.

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WIP part one of a request. An appreciation of the older women of MLP.

They got less and less naked as I went for some reason. So I’ll probably need some redos.

The list so far is (in no particular order) Mrs. Sparkle, Mrs. Cake, Mayor Mare, Mrs. Pie, Zecora, and Rarity’s Mom. If you can think of any more, feel free to suggest.

No Granny Smith.

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Anonymous asked: 

Your friend’s OC appears to be a tsundere chubby girl. I request more of her.

>requesting porn of someone’s OC

Tut tut Anonymous.

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[wherethedooksclash]

Couldn’t resist to color it, sorry!

Drawn by: Tess [NSFW]

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

Hot damn dooks!

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Inks and colors.

I’ve heard of biting comments but this is ridiculous.