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Anonymous asked: YOU SAID SLIGHTLY MORE MARE VAGINAS! I BARELY SEE THEM. YOU LIED TESS. YOU LIED TO ME. FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY. P.S. Human and pony dicks as well as human vaginas are welcomed to

Anonymous asked: Whats with all this cute and adorable SFW art on your porn tumblr. Should we sue for false advertising? Please sue yourself for false advertising.

Anonymous asked: Needs more mare vagina then; Anon can’t distinguish between the two blogs right now.

Jeez you guys really like your mare vaginas.

Fine here.

And greedyteen FemSpike. Haven’t drawn any dragon vaginas recently so hopefully this’ll do.

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Anonymous asked: And could those anonymous floating hands spread that ass?

I don’t see why they couldn’t.

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More horse butt.

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Cleaned sketch.

Rarity in horse panties.

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:V

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slugbox: VERY SERIOUS QUESTION:How come… in MLP porn… most artists draw them...

[slugbox]

VERY SERIOUS QUESTION:

How come… in MLP porn… most artists draw them with like… engorged, enflamed, puckered assholes? Like… it’s sticking out! Did she just shit out a rough log? Did Fluttershy only eat sausage and balogna for a week? Was it a bleeder? Does she need some medicated wipes?

Like,...

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

>slug doesn’t like plump, puckered pony plotholes

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Wow what a gaywad.

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poniest asked: Applejack eating an apple with her vagina dentata, like in Sonic Raingasm. Or Fluttershy sucking apple juice through a straw with her vagina, also like in Sonic Raingasm. The point is, Sonic Raingasm.

I don’t know what you said sonny, but have some vagina dentata.

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>tfw your best friend is dildoes

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tomasfer asked: How about… more Twilight but… with shipping and… and… dragon dildoes…

I need to redraw this so there’s more >shipping since I completely missed so many potential jokes.

You could probably tell from the first panel where this was going. 

I’m still working on the TwirityAnon pics.

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Anonymous asked: You like to draw dicks, so sick a dick on Celestias pankake breakfast. She’s fine with it, really, as long as the syrup keeps coming.

All I heard was pancakes, dicks, Celestia, syrup, and an excuse to not finish things I should be.

As a funfact: sausage tastes fucking delicious when dipped in maple syrup.

Not even making a sex joke here. If you haven’t tried it, give it a try some time soon.

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Anonymous asked: Is it just me or does that anon with Pinkie look like Gruncle Stan?

He does now.

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Anonymous asked: Tess just draw cute porn. Draw cute porn with cute ponies that is cute. Pls Tess Pls

Your wish is my command Anomalomalous.

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Anon request. Nixon poppin’ up Rarity’s pooper while she wears a Kennedy mask.

Only now do I realize my the extent of my failure in not including a crying Statue of Liberty.

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I’m just going to draw this now so I can get the “you draw horse sex?!” out of the way.

(I don’t care if it’s shit)

That’s not Aquaman. Anon’s just cosplaying again.