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More horse butt.

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belaboy

 asked: Now do :B

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Cleaned sketch.

Rarity in horse panties.

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:V

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[itsatess]

Raributt.

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slugbox.tumblr.com

slugbox: VERY SERIOUS QUESTION:How come… in MLP porn… most artists draw them...

[slugbox]

VERY SERIOUS QUESTION:

How come… in MLP porn… most artists draw them with like… engorged, enflamed, puckered assholes? Like… it’s sticking out! Did she just shit out a rough log? Did Fluttershy only eat sausage and balogna for a week? Was it a bleeder? Does she need some medicated wipes?

Like,...

[dontthinksobuckaroo]

>slug doesn’t like plump, puckered pony plotholes

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Wow what a gaywad.

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poniest asked: Applejack eating an apple with her vagina dentata, like in Sonic Raingasm. Or Fluttershy sucking apple juice through a straw with her vagina, also like in Sonic Raingasm. The point is, Sonic Raingasm.

I don’t know what you said sonny, but have some vagina dentata.

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>tfw your best friend is dildoes

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tomasfer asked: How about… more Twilight but… with shipping and… and… dragon dildoes…

I need to redraw this so there’s more >shipping since I completely missed so many potential jokes.

You could probably tell from the first panel where this was going. 

I’m still working on the TwirityAnon pics.

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Anonymous asked: You like to draw dicks, so sick a dick on Celestias pankake breakfast. She’s fine with it, really, as long as the syrup keeps coming.

All I heard was pancakes, dicks, Celestia, syrup, and an excuse to not finish things I should be.

As a funfact: sausage tastes fucking delicious when dipped in maple syrup.

Not even making a sex joke here. If you haven’t tried it, give it a try some time soon.

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Anonymous asked: Is it just me or does that anon with Pinkie look like Gruncle Stan?

He does now.

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Anonymous asked: Tess just draw cute porn. Draw cute porn with cute ponies that is cute. Pls Tess Pls

Your wish is my command Anomalomalous.

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Oh yeah I have this from yesterday.

It may not really be NSFW but I’d stick my dick in it.

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Anon request. Nixon poppin’ up Rarity’s pooper while she wears a Kennedy mask.

Only now do I realize my the extent of my failure in not including a crying Statue of Liberty.

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I’m just going to draw this now so I can get the “you draw horse sex?!” out of the way.

(I don’t care if it’s shit)

That’s not Aquaman. Anon’s just cosplaying again.